Conditions and Legal Stuff

We at COW are not responsible for any damage done to cows via shipping. We have concluded that the box is the most efficient means of delivering our product. 

Furthermore, any back pain; be it from the delivery man or the recipient as a result of the cow delivery is not COWs' responsibility

These are not legally our cows. We stole them from Farmer Joe's farm and we think that they make chocolate and strawberry milk. COW has not confirmed the milk will actually be chocolate or strawberry.

If you have any other questions about our business, ask a friend. We have neither phone lines or email.